Over 102944

Nice Demotivational Poster


TAGS: angered badger nice knowing you
Rating: 4.47/5

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falloutghoul - January 13, 2013, 9:01 am
I thought Honey Badger didn't care.

KITTY - What a nice gun deleted deleted

VEGETARIANS - Every day thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help stop this senseless violent slaughter

TAGS: vegetarians thousand innicent plants slaughtered
Rating: 4.32/5

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Budog - March 27, 2012, 5:25 am
Well everyday I eat about 6 kale leaves, 4 green apples, 1 lemon, a piece of ginger, two cucumbers and two zucchinis. Of course it is all juiced. I also drink 2 protein smoothies also.
banana82 - March 27, 2012, 5:02 am
Well, eating plants is actually the least plant-unfriendly thing you can do. As for meat, the animals you're eating have been fed ten tot fifteen times more vegetable food than you would consume if you just ate plants yourself. Consider that.
KylieM - January 31, 2012, 8:27 pm
nice smile
MPsniper - January 31, 2012, 6:05 pm
ill be ordering the veal
Iconoclast - January 31, 2012, 3:35 pm
Sort of been done #142967

SAFETY FIRST - Avoid harmful UV rays

TAGS: nice place for a coffee
Rating: 4.49/5

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Silverheart - July 24, 2017, 8:39 am

The heaviest sun protection they could find!
CANADA - April 30, 2010, 6:36 pm
thank you
reasonhunter - April 30, 2010, 6:33 pm
Your posters are always my favorite XD
CANADA - March 29, 2010, 8:14 pm
spacedog - March 29, 2010, 7:58 pm
Nice. If the hydraulics leak, they'll be the first to know. 5Ls.
Airman - March 29, 2010, 6:37 pm
Bovee - March 29, 2010, 5:02 pm
Bovee - March 29, 2010, 5:01 pm
SP5 for saftey. wonder if guy standing is saftey inspector.
CANADA - March 29, 2010, 4:59 pm
Thanks Grey
GreyScorpion - March 29, 2010, 4:59 pm
excellent!! 5L

UNLUCKY BASTARD - He will always be "Just a Friend"

THE PERIODIC TABLE OF... - nom nom nom nom nom!

TAGS: cake nice taste girl
Rating: 3.92/5

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sickartist - December 3, 2009, 8:01 pm
nerd girl AND cupcakes? Got to give 5L
LogicDude - December 3, 2009, 1:40 pm
The gaseous elements are made from bran. 5L for this...nom nom nom...



HUNGARY - Shit cars, nice girls. Let's visit us!

TAGS: shit cars nice girls take a visit
Rating: 2.1/5

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m KÜ - October 28, 2009, 8:22 pm
this car isn´t shit. good old german car. better then the japan shit from today . . .

THEY SAY LAUGHTER - is the best medicine... Your face must be curing the world!

NEVER - have I wanted to go to Bible Class more!!

TAGS: nice tramp stamp
Rating: 3.67/5
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 11:08 pm
gufbal to houston... membership at T-minus 2 more bad comments and counting...
gufbal - October 2, 2010, 11:01 pm
who said that was a she? thats my crossdressing tranny neighbor... and he is therre to fix the fridge! good call!
Sean - December 3, 2009, 12:06 pm
Hey, some light reading during anal ... unless she's actually there to fix the fridge.


TAGS: nice nice well
Rating: 4.82/5

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spacedog - September 3, 2010, 5:16 pm
Another beauty. 5L
Current Resident - September 3, 2010, 3:25 pm
Pretty darn good. I like it! 5L
Iconoclast - September 3, 2010, 12:37 pm
Outstanding, excellent, could be the best of the day. 5L


TAGS: sharks reciting i am a nice shark not a mindless eating machine if i am to change this image i must first change myself people are friends not food so i misquoted nemo
Rating: 4.89/5

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jameswnash - October 10, 2010, 8:23 pm
5 nibbles for Bruce!

NICE GUYS - Boosting the confidence of women after the last bad guy she dated and preparing her for the next

TAGS: women bad guys nice dating
Rating: 4.85/5

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NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016, 4:18 pm
That's why the "Ute"-bodied car (Ranchero & El Camino) were invented: Enough muscle & truck to be considered "manly", yet yet still "posh" and comfortable enough to be considered "female-friendly"... And don't get me started on those "lifestyle" trucks!
NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016, 4:13 pm
Because when we're nice to them, they won't do it with us.
DarthMalicious - March 3, 2011, 12:32 pm
That's how I end up all the time......it sucks
SunnyDay - December 28, 2010, 5:39 pm
much better than the 'friend zone" though, since you are in bed with her, so quit bitching ! good poster, nos quite as good as 110813 though
AdmiralAckbar - December 28, 2010, 4:17 pm
understanding what women want is like understanding the meaning for life. you will never get it.
Airman - December 28, 2010, 12:46 pm
good reinforcement to 110813. 5L
LordKraven - December 28, 2010, 10:56 am
Most women go out to buy a sports car, when what they need is a truck. they spend a life time trying to convert a coupe in to a truck. when there are perfectly good trucks available :)
Sho - December 28, 2010, 9:21 am
I'm going through this right now
Kspace - December 28, 2010, 9:13 am
5 Ls for truth...nice guys are fucked.
Krissie - December 28, 2010, 9:06 am
Admiral-b/c they think they can "change" a bad boy...ugh.
Ed-Hyde - December 28, 2010, 7:47 am
Should be plastered as wallpaper in every high school. 5L
pzykosiz - December 28, 2010, 6:25 am
i hear that. 5l's
AdmiralAckbar - December 27, 2010, 11:21 pm
how many times have you heard a female friend say "Why can't I find a nice guy?"
DanTarK - December 27, 2010, 11:17 pm
Yeah, I think it's a learning curve that all guys experience LoL. Thanks for the L's, appreciate it.
Ookami85 - December 27, 2010, 10:55 pm
Agreed. Still gets 5L for the truth.
LordKraven - December 27, 2010, 7:36 pm
Ditto my brother...ditto.
suenero - December 27, 2010, 5:42 pm
Story of my fuckin' life. 5L's


TAGS: fast car nice woman
Rating: 4.63/5

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spacedog - April 14, 2010, 7:11 pm
Another 5Ls for Face. Great job.
JLBachs - April 14, 2010, 6:18 pm
And after you're broke, you pass it off to the next eager sucker with a fat bank account.
JLBachs - April 14, 2010, 6:17 pm
Don't forget - costs more to enjoy and maintain than you make in a year.
Faceplant31 - April 14, 2010, 5:00 pm
A good solid pop start always works best, imo
CANADA - April 14, 2010, 4:26 pm
does it start with just a twist of the fingers?
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 3:17 pm
do either one of them turn over for you? 5L
Faceplant31 - April 14, 2010, 2:51 pm
This pic had been burning a whole in my fodder folder for a while now.
Zealot - April 14, 2010, 2:40 pm
oh, why did you have to do that to me


TAGS: chicken skins nice and toasty
Rating: 4.5/5

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rerun - October 11, 2011, 7:26 pm

and because I can take a joke. This is a joke, right? Hello? Anybody?
Airman - October 11, 2011, 11:07 am
cause he's Rerun.. and, you can paste a face pretty easily
mariand - October 11, 2011, 4:51 am
LOL... why everybody use RR pic for funny stuff?...
Greeny - October 9, 2011, 8:57 pm
Nice pose, but if yer going to wear something under those things - the back flap is just Whistling Dixie

CHEATING WIVES - Because Rings Don't Plug Holes.

TAGS: but bodies and topsoil work nicely
Rating: 4.21/5

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TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 6:10 pm
Same chick maybe Aggie?
Sean - February 19, 2010, 2:04 pm
Strictly from memory: "And just when I think that you will be mine, you ruin the moment by closing the blinds."
TheTrashHeap - February 18, 2010, 8:27 pm
Who needs shades when you have no neighbors? I guess anyone Sean is stalking ...
rerun - February 18, 2010, 8:23 pm

pull the freaking shades down pervo, there are kids in here....gotta go, my mom just came in
TheTrashHeap - February 18, 2010, 8:22 pm
Thanks all! Much appreciated. And Sean....Stop looking in my windows!
Airman - February 18, 2010, 4:38 pm
there's a 5.. excellent
GreyScorpion - February 18, 2010, 3:43 pm
5L, and thanks for reminding me to call the lady next door
Faceplant31 - February 18, 2010, 9:41 am
Sean - February 17, 2010, 11:54 pm
You just know that when Trash pops the question, he does do while presenting the little lady with a dildo, a butt plug and a ball gag ... all of which are in her favorite color and monogrammed. He's such a practical romantic. *swoons*
phydeaux - February 17, 2010, 10:35 pm
total score Trash. 5 Cans for you!
CpnKangaroo - February 17, 2010, 10:10 pm
what if its the nuva ring? that'll just hide any evidense. 5 cheating whores
TheTrashHeap - February 17, 2010, 10:03 pm
Asofuckinlutely Rerun.
rerun - February 17, 2010, 10:02 pm

we know when you really mean what you really mean. I am pretty sure you understand what I just said.
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 9:56 pm
Thank YOU.
TheTrashHeap - February 17, 2010, 9:55 pm
Thanks Aggy.
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 9:50 pm
And that's a great choice of picture for a great line... it couldn't be topped.
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 9:50 pm
That's good and bad, TTH.
TheTrashHeap - February 17, 2010, 9:48 pm
I know YOU meant no sarcasm. I always feel like anything genuine I type will seem sarcastic.
rerun - February 17, 2010, 9:42 pm

there was no sarcasm on my part. This is a work of art....I may however have to ban you ever inflated ego.
TheTrashHeap - February 17, 2010, 9:34 pm
I know everything typed on a comment page reads as sarcastic. This is not. I am honored Rerun and Ron. Truly honored.
rerun - February 17, 2010, 9:29 pm

back from the casino days?
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 9:28 pm
I think I know her.
rerun - February 17, 2010, 9:27 pm

TTH, I say this at great risk....this is the 1st poster I am saving in the "my favorites" tab.
TheTrashHeap - February 17, 2010, 9:06 pm
That has got to be the greatest compliment I could ever have hoped for! Thankyou MrRonsart. Thankyou so much!
ronsart - February 17, 2010, 9:00 pm
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 8:30 pm
How very Slavic.
spacedog - February 17, 2010, 8:18 pm
A ring of kubasa could plug a couple holes...
rerun - February 17, 2010, 8:16 pm

There is a lot of wisdom in this poster
rerun - February 17, 2010, 8:15 pm

There is a lot of wisdom in this poster
spacedog - February 17, 2010, 8:08 pm
Excellent TTH, 5Ls.
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 8:04 pm
No, they don't.

BLUE LAGOON- ROCAS BAINBRIDGE, GALAPAGOS - Not Everything Amazing Is Photo Shopped!

TAGS: photoshopped galapagos volcanos lagoons nice
Rating: 4.71/5

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SethMythrax - July 20, 2012, 7:25 pm
those are my initials. I do that to all my pics, sorry......
pickleviper - July 20, 2012, 12:10 pm
Sorry to nitpick, Seth, but I've just been on Google Earth, and those three huge letters on the bottom-right of the island aren't there in real-life. Thought maybe someone had made them: 'ROB was here.' But sadly not.

NICE TITS - Not quite what you where expecting

TAGS: nice tits
Rating: 3.5/5

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AWWWWWWWWW - That crocodile wants to teach that baby elephant to swim

TAGS: nice crocodile
Rating: 3.05/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 1, 2012, 8:32 pm
It looks like a real life illustration for one of Rudyard Kipling's "Just So" stories.
Zetmonk - January 27, 2012, 6:15 am
So the poor baby elephant's misfortune drove you to teamwork? Forget the poster, make a movie. ;-)
suzieq - January 26, 2012, 7:01 pm
got it crancky. still think we can do better with this truly great pic. not saying I can, but WE should
suzieq - January 26, 2012, 6:57 pm
hey holymoly, sorry, maybe my comment was a little rough, I do my fair share of crap, we all do. it is just that I really like this pic and we still don't have a great poster with it. but you're right : c'est la vie !
holymoly - January 26, 2012, 6:11 pm
@ suzieq..... did i do the pic justice? maybe not.. best try so far at it as far as i can tell... not so hot acording to the ratings though.. C'est la vie...
crankyhead - January 26, 2012, 6:03 pm
Logicdude actually. =) #120649
suzieq - January 26, 2012, 4:58 pm
couldn't find it
Airman - January 26, 2012, 3:40 pm
I think BoneCD used this picture a couple of years ago, and it may have been titled "got yer nose"
suzieq - January 26, 2012, 2:56 pm
I was trying to find a good text for this picture for a while, it got rejected a few times, and I have to say in true friendship that you didn't do it justice. no hard feeling though
deathorfire1 - January 26, 2012, 9:51 am
thats what happens with no blue zones in the wild.
Zetmonk - January 26, 2012, 5:31 am
Sorry about the votes hm, I think this is hilarious. In a cruel way. It makes me feel bad for giggling like a girl.

SEMPER FI - Let's Roll

TAGS: while the mooo bike is nice
Rating: 4.15/5

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LinkFox101113 - February 10, 2010, 2:06 am
I don't even know what to say besides "I want one... now..." 5 absurdly large caliber rounds...
phydeaux - February 9, 2010, 8:49 pm
Airman, you never cease to amaze me. Another OUTSTANDING job!
Airman - February 9, 2010, 6:50 pm
whoever just got on, throwing the low scores.. you missed this one.. make sure you get it. a think a 1 would work, don't you?
Treehodger - February 9, 2010, 1:36 pm
I just came. 5 cleverly responded nouns.





TAGS: nice situation you are in
Rating: 4.44/5

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CaptainBaked - April 13, 2011, 12:41 pm
I agree... some comments are just too good and we should be allowed to vote on them... We should have a vote...
forseti - April 13, 2011, 11:52 am
'cuz diz izn't mazzafakkn facebook, dude! Although I'd like to vote on comments too! ;)
NotoriousGIL - April 13, 2011, 11:40 am
5 for the poster, 10 for the roll Cap is on and 15 for the comment thread...why can't we vote on comments too?
Reality Lord - April 13, 2011, 11:32 am

you mean the paper towels dude?
CaptainBaked - April 13, 2011, 11:29 am
MUHAHAHA! Capn one - RL zero! Just use those tissues you keep next to the computer ;) hehe
Reality Lord - April 13, 2011, 11:23 am

damn you baked....coffee hit my monitor...through my nose.

NOW THERE IS A WEAPON! - I love the smell of bacon in the morning... Smells like... BACON!

TAGS: bacon grenade sorry rerun but sooooo nice
Rating: 3.45/5

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forseti - June 22, 2010, 7:57 pm
72 piglets (or calves) are safed for you... ;)
rerun - June 22, 2010, 7:55 pm

Ummm, the Oy vey in the PM is an odd merging of the mind. I did it before I read this
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 7:53 pm
Oy vey... rerun... always the martyr.
rerun - June 22, 2010, 7:47 pm

It is an explosion of goodness in my tummy. I will sacrifice myself and take this one for the team. Remember, I do this with love in my heart....and cholesterol in my veins
Derek - June 22, 2010, 7:34 pm
Would it cause Muslims and Jews to run from a grenade faster?
forseti - June 22, 2010, 7:20 pm
it just blasts your belt...

OOOOOHHHH - Men around the world just shifted in their seats

TAGS: handball not nice seat a
Rating: 4.45/5

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caveman - July 19, 2011, 8:11 am
Well i did actually know that they have something for that area, but i know for a fact that it would still hurt like hell
GIANNIS511 - July 19, 2011, 7:57 am
Only the ones that do not know the game. Goalkeepers have something to protect the "area".


TAGS: nice kitty
Rating: 4.44/5

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Cubbybear - August 12, 2010, 1:44 am
Whew! Hey...WAITAMINUTE! 5pork loving poodles

YOU MAY SAY IM A DREAMER - because i am

TAGS: cute dream true boy nice
Rating: 4.22/5

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Reality Lord - October 18, 2011, 5:00 pm

fir5t submi55ion look5 good. upload thi5 to moti-twist as well.



TAGS: thank you have a nice day forgot to mention the twenty mile drive one way to get there in the first place
Rating: 3.56/5

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timebomb - October 21, 2009, 11:12 am
5 Leopards for Haarakkon.
Sean - October 16, 2009, 10:26 pm
A high quality poster with a hilarious disclaimer. This is a brilliant one-of-a-kind Motifake.
Derek - September 1, 2009, 7:28 pm
Snow Leopard! I've been waiting for the upgrade!
Haarakkon - August 12, 2009, 7:43 pm
Turns out 4:15 AM is not a real good time to start even a simple hardware project. Who knew?
Sean - August 12, 2009, 4:44 pm
Great. Lingerie shopping, eh?
LogicDude - August 12, 2009, 11:22 am
Spree candy - love'em! They're like little petrified SweetTarts!
bOB cHIN - August 12, 2009, 10:52 am
Killing Spree...Shopping Spree...Spree...love the word!
spacedog - August 12, 2009, 10:30 am
LOL! Been there.



TAGS: bitch girls cat fight play nice
Rating: 2.8/5

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Mark - February 8, 2009, 8:28 pm
Narutarded - I like the way you think.
Narutarded - February 8, 2009, 8:22 pm
Might I suggest: NOW NOW GIRLS... - If you can't play together nicely, at least break out the bondage gear and do it right!


TAGS: ines sainz sports nice butt cubby
Rating: 4.77/5

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jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:29 pm
Yet if the jeans said juicy and you get caught reading it, your the pervert!
50cal - September 15, 2010, 8:00 pm
Dress like that, you can't complain harassment.
GreyScorpion - September 15, 2010, 11:17 am
5 badonkadonk's
suenero - September 15, 2010, 10:27 am
OH, by the way 5L's.
suenero - September 15, 2010, 10:26 am
Sexual Harrassment my ass. She was asking for whatever she got!


TAGS: nice guys finish last wrong
Rating: 4.5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 18, 2013, 11:57 am
I don't usually brag - but when I do, I must say I've never seemed to have the problem in either situation. Guys just don't learn self-control. Haha, incidentally it begins at puberty. Just saying, guys generally are selfish.
hootizz - February 24, 2011, 2:43 pm
Yeah.., but on the other hand if we last to long we get complaints that we have made you sore..!! we can't win either way...

CONCEALED WEAPONS PERMIT - Perfect, no one will ever know

TAGS: nice job hon
Rating: 3.76/5

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TRUMAIN - Ready For Your Work-Out?

TAGS: nice abs
Rating: 2.36/5

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TheSarge - April 6, 2010, 7:40 pm
Balmarog - February 27, 2010, 11:36 pm
I'd hit it.



TAGS: holy grail very nicea
Rating: 4.44/5

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50cal - January 20, 2011, 1:57 pm
test -ignore
Jay Lee - January 20, 2011, 11:37 am
test -ignore
MilDoc - January 20, 2011, 11:13 am
Nice! 5 grails for the obscure reference!


TAGS: veggie told me you had some nice hind quarter already ground
Rating: 4/5

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BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 7:02 pm
Mucho thanks rerun
rerun - January 3, 2010, 7:04 pm

5 kosher pork filled lions



TAGS: life time woman joke quote nice fashion way say brown bag sexy eyes hide beauty religion
Rating: 3/5

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Chateaux - August 19, 2009, 11:24 am
6L if possible!!!
CANADA - August 19, 2009, 9:34 am
that made me laugh till tears

GUIDE TO LIFE - Written for 4chan, applicable everywhere.

TAGS: guide 4chan life nice guys girls
Rating: 2.47/5

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MSNBC - October 20, 2009, 1:55 pm
ok he says he is a nice guy but near the end he acts like a fucking dick! what a load of shit

A second opinion -

TAGS: sock monkey nice people voice in head kidding
Rating: 4.83/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 6, 2013, 2:14 am
Would MissPriss misspell "know"?
GaryO - June 5, 2013, 8:47 am
Heh, thought this was a MissPriss. 5L
Reality Lord - June 4, 2013, 8:54 pm

on the internet...you can be anything :)


TAGS: nice pants
Rating: 4.75/5

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agdaniele - May 28, 2010, 7:56 pm
You might want to leave your pants on when you do any staring.... just a tip from uncle Aggy.
Iconoclast - May 28, 2010, 12:48 pm
And I get tired when those women with confidence to dress like that act upset when I look and admire them.

YOUR COMPANY'S WEBSITE - an effective marketing tool in making your clients and prospects more familiar with the resources available to them

TAGS: nice job jake
Rating: 4.73/5

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azpete42 - January 7, 2011, 3:44 pm
IT guy definitely looks like a Linux Admin...
lesterinside - June 4, 2010, 5:12 am
IT guy is a real Guru 5L
R.S.Jake - June 3, 2010, 10:47 am
Hahahahahaha! Looks like they got me on a good day! Amsome! 5!
Mr. Shiny - June 2, 2010, 8:53 pm
lol'ed so hard when I got to the end.

BOW FISHING - A different pace than standing in waders with a bottle of Jack and occasionally lofting a fly

TAGS: nice view
Rating: 4.71/5

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I would think -



TAGS: slutty but nice
Rating: 4.29/5

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MTNDEW - June 16, 2010, 7:33 pm
how was the bachelor party, well i saved a buck and had the future ol lady put on her wedding dress.
IllicoPresto - May 31, 2010, 6:27 pm
I'm confused, why would anyone object to the dress?
JLBachs - March 19, 2010, 5:27 pm
Please join us at the american legion hall immediately following for a reception and gangbang.
blackoakboy - March 16, 2010, 5:58 pm
by the end of the reception, those tits will of fell out at least a dozen times
Who Cares? - March 8, 2010, 10:45 pm
He's married, of course he's sad.
Densaku - March 8, 2010, 11:33 am
''You may kiss the bride.......On her lips please''^^
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 10:39 am
She looks like she has serious fat potential....he's probably sadder now than he ever was.
Bovee - March 8, 2010, 10:37 am
i am sure he is a happy man to this day.
GreyScorpion - March 8, 2010, 10:32 am
you sure it's not "forever hold your piece?"...just saying, with that pic...5L


TAGS: kim nice makeup real girl cubby
Rating: 4.27/5

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thatonechick - June 29, 2010, 10:36 pm
Has anybody seen the pictures of women deemed beautiful on this site alone...?
agdaniele - June 29, 2010, 10:17 pm
Great words... if only it'd take hold.
Cubbybear - June 29, 2010, 5:24 pm
I used this pic of Kim because I think she look so much better without the glamor & glitz



TAGS: nice body sells food cubby
Rating: 4.13/5

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Cubbybear - March 1, 2011, 10:12 pm
That's worse than a butterface @ hooters
coldinjected - March 1, 2011, 2:11 pm
My standards are pretty low. With that in mind, I think she's cute. I would like to see this poster hung in the hooters I go into. They need to quit the recent false advertisement. Disappointing flat chests.
Cubbybear - March 1, 2011, 9:05 am
culos - March 1, 2011, 5:33 am
As far as I can see she wasn't hired for her culo either!



TAGS: corrected inspiration day america statue of liberty nice pair of legs fresh perspective
Rating: 3.5/5

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Bartimaeus - October 12, 2009, 12:28 pm
Ironically, this is a resubmission with a typo fixed...it's scored lower than the original. What is in that typo that people liked so much more?

TILLY - She's a winner !!

TAGS: tilly has a couple of nice aces
Rating: 3.47/5

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WestTexRedneck - September 1, 2011, 8:34 pm
mm club...
Anonymous2 - April 10, 2010, 6:39 pm
I wouldn't mind going all in for that pot. I've got a potential nut flush that could easily go up against A 10.


TAGS: time day suicide suicidal logic lunch break too short jumper needs to hurry nice shoes btw
Rating: 3.39/5

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Bartimaeus - December 19, 2009, 5:05 pm
...and glass can shatter. Don't let it deter you. lol
Grim [email protected] - November 12, 2009, 1:08 pm
Pretty sure he's in a galss elevator...
Bartimaeus - October 23, 2009, 8:16 pm
ty. Based on a true story.
spacedog - October 23, 2009, 8:14 pm
Very nice Bart.
Bartimaeus - October 23, 2009, 7:01 pm
Thanks, man. That's always good to hear.
agdaniele - October 23, 2009, 6:58 pm
5L Bart... excellent!!!

ROLE REVERSAL - This time the Zebra ate the Lion...or two...not more than three.



ART - Unfortunately, It Imitates Life


TAGS: sugar spice and everything nice
Rating: 4.88/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2012, 1:44 am
…And it all started with Disney.
Bull - June 3, 2012, 3:01 pm
excellent .. my plans of world destruction are unfolding nicely. Wait, I mean, thanks!
GaryO - June 3, 2012, 10:00 am
Dang, Bull. I now have very little motivation left.
lgvernon - June 3, 2012, 8:52 am

Thought about using this quote myself. Very nice job!~


TAGS: sad truth cheerleader nice teeth
Rating: 4.76/5

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panic8 - October 28, 2010, 3:51 pm
The zoom and the costume... this is a grid girl, inviting me to cross the racetrack to play a most exciting game: http://www.neave.com/games/frogger/
Ed-Hyde - October 28, 2010, 2:29 pm
Hmm, a hot girl laughing at me and pointing at the piano her friends are going to drop on my head? Happens all the time, thank you.


TAGS: wow 40yr old virgins nice tail your moms
Rating: 4.71/5

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hootizz - September 11, 2010, 4:25 am
'Bet Ya She Likes It Doggy Style'..!! Sorry guys, I just had to add that.., could not resist...
Cubbybear - September 10, 2010, 10:01 am
Not into ribs


TAGS: greybeards nice butts fishnets green lantern 2 mod site or sight
Rating: 4.71/5

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Ed-Hyde - July 21, 2010, 1:56 pm
Y'all need secret decoder rings to go with that creed.
agdaniele - July 21, 2010, 12:20 am
LOL! I'll keep looking... just in case.
ICEMAN - July 21, 2010, 12:19 am
I don't know Rerun, the one on the left doesn't look kosher to me.
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 6:44 pm
5 black lights.... er, african-american lights.
Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 6:40 pm
rerun - July 20, 2010, 6:37 pm

since I don't care for tramp stamps, I call the one on my left.



TAGS: nice guys fappulous shower
Rating: 4.68/5

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GySgt1811 - February 27, 2011, 1:32 pm
VERY small bedroom.
steph1 - February 27, 2011, 2:45 am
that means you stand very close to the window?
GySgt1811 - February 27, 2011, 12:58 am
Or the bedroom curtains...


TAGS: naughty or nice
Rating: 4.67/5

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Jairus De Leon - November 25, 2010, 1:54 am
i believe thats sunny leone
rerun - November 16, 2010, 8:46 pm

zoinks. Know the face, cannot recall the name (actress?)
agdaniele - November 16, 2010, 8:45 pm
LogicDude - November 16, 2010, 6:31 pm
Cubby: "My, how you've *ahem* grown..."

FP31 -

TAGS: faceplant31 perfect day nice one dude
Rating: 4.56/5

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agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:14 pm
A great motifake deserves this. Your stuff is ok, too, RealityLord!
spacedog - August 12, 2010, 7:19 pm
Snap! 5L
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 7:16 pm
Thanks buddy!

AH THE 70'S - Bitchin, eh?

TAGS: nice tux
Rating: 4.23/5

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rerun - August 13, 2010, 6:16 pm

Holy crap, where did you find this picture....I think I married the brunette bridesmaid (1st wife)....man, I sure do miss the tux


TAGS: a nice tribute
Rating: 4.17/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 4, 2010, 11:54 pm
Have you seen the posters I make when I'm drunk?....they don't even amuse me. But it was nice of you to say that. 5L



I LIKE YOUR RIDE - Nice headlights, Nice trunk

TAGS: ride nice double entendre
Rating: 3.89/5

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Mr. Shiny - September 12, 2010, 1:24 am
3L's for the pic.
agdaniele - September 11, 2010, 9:24 pm
I disagree, rerun... it says a very very healthy 16 year old.
rerun - September 11, 2010, 9:22 pm

the lip gloss & bracelets say a healthy 16 years old
agdaniele - September 11, 2010, 9:18 pm
Only one owner... a little old lady... only used it on the weekends when her grandkids were gone.

TEN HUT - no problem, already there

TAGS: nice tags
Rating: 3.87/5

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Garrison1444 - October 1, 2011, 12:01 am
who is she? I'll be a willing recruit


TAGS: nice
Rating: 3.82/5

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Derek - January 28, 2010, 5:26 pm
Very nice indeed


TAGS: august 28 uncle steve is nicer
Rating: 3.76/5

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Sean - August 29, 2009, 2:13 pm
Yeah it really is good, eh? Lotta heart in this one.
Haarakkon - August 29, 2009, 11:36 am
This hits close to home. Excellent work, Agd.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2009, 2:01 am
It's not really something I care aboot anymore. I can skate just never had the opportunity to learn to do it well. No rink nearby, No pavement to Rollerblade on......I'm from a more rustic part of Ontario.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 1:54 am
I couldn't skate very well until I got rollerblades back when they first started to take off in Canada. I fugure if I can skate down multiple flights of stairs (on purpose) I can ice skate well enough. By the way, your secret is out. WTF can't skate?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2009, 1:50 am
Air hockey was fun too......I can't skate, It's my secret Canadian shame.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2009, 1:48 am
Foosball is too limited....left, Right and spin.....such a European mentality.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2009, 1:47 am
An excellent reason to procreate IMO.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 1:47 am
It's based on soccer you know? No really.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2009, 1:46 am
Well Duhhhh!
Sean - August 29, 2009, 1:46 am
In fact the only reason I'd ever want to have a kid is so I could teach him how to play bubble hockey like a pro. And I'd yell at the little bastard too if he wasn't tryin'.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 1:45 am
Foosball sucks. Bubble hockey rules.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2009, 1:41 am
I always wondered why you don't see it in bars very often, Yet Foosball is everywhere.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 1:39 am
Oh, and mildly amusing poster, eh? I sorta chuckled. 5.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 1:38 am
If there is anything I feel comfortable bragging about, it's bubble hockey. It's what I did every day instead of attending classes at law school. And it's also just like falling off a bicycle: haven't played in years and yet I just know I'd kill at it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 28, 2009, 11:02 pm
5 emotionally battered lions....I love that it's a table hockey pic.

- nice rack

TAGS: nice rack deer tits thinking
Rating: 3.34/5

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Derek - October 28, 2009, 1:00 am
Horny beast


TAGS: sure she s scary but probably has a nice personality
Rating: 3.33/5

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Treehodger - March 13, 2010, 4:09 pm
She looks like this one guy I know. No, that was not a joke. I know a guy that looks like her. Scary.

OH CHARLES - you are such a dog


TAGS: inspiration day america statue of liberty nice pair of legs fresh perspective
Rating: 3.25/5

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Bartimaeus - October 12, 2009, 10:33 am
I wonder if they would let me resubmit this.
Bartimaeus - October 12, 2009, 10:32 am
Damn typos...my mortal foes.
Player_Meyer - October 12, 2009, 10:30 am
Looked upon *BY* millions... Clever poster though... 4L
Bartimaeus - October 12, 2009, 10:19 am
No worries. You can't win them all, right? Well...you can. lol
Arrogant Knight - October 12, 2009, 10:17 am
Sorry about the other poster, Mr. B. I thought it was great, if that helps at all.

TRUE LOVE - Your old, short and gray. So why is she so turned on every time she sees you. It must be that huge lump in your pants.

TAGS: turn ons assignment be nice don t tell him its his wallet
Rating: 3.2/5

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Eeyore3061 - December 26, 2010, 3:42 pm
Just look at the SIZE of that checkbook he gave her. ;)
pieman - April 16, 2010, 2:52 pm
*pssst* You weren't supposed to tell him. Read the tag.
Koradan - April 16, 2010, 2:40 pm
Whoa, Rod is short! However, it looks like he's at the right height; he's almost at nom-nom level!
Koradan - April 16, 2010, 2:39 pm
By "lump", do you mean that big wad of cash in his pocket?

FINESSE, GOOD LOOKS... - Some people just have it all


Durian -

TAGS: fruit king sweet yellow spiky nice delicious
Rating: 2.75/5

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garth - June 16, 2009, 8:19 pm
oh snap, pwnage
Culos - March 2, 2009, 5:01 am
Shotsy, have you ever noticed that in writing people tend to use punctuation? I suggest you try and master that art before commenting on grammar and spelling.
Shotsy - March 2, 2009, 4:55 am
I feel stupid disregard that statement for this new one Apparently the king of fruits has no grammatical skills
Shotsy - March 2, 2009, 4:54 am
Apparently the king of fruits can't spell for shit.
Fruit King - January 4, 2009, 10:16 pm
You have insulted the king, I will know spiked you with my green thorn you banana...
Bananaobama - January 3, 2009, 7:51 am
A stinky king

HAVE A NICE DAY! - Oh, you're busy, I'll come back later.

THE WORDS - you don't wanna hear at the end of the evening: "You are such a nice guy, i can really talk to you"

TAGS: nice guy sweet girl talk evening rnr
Rating: 1.54/5

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Mac - December 30, 2008, 10:26 pm
with a face like that, there wouldn't be a be a beginning of the evening.

UNCLE BEN - He's Such A Show Off

TAGS: nice butts drive me nuts
Rating: 1.33/5

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Anonymous2 - February 14, 2010, 8:10 pm
With great power comes great responsibility, with a really expensive car comes douchebaggery.

NICE BASS - It's not like I failed something. She's not legal.

TAGS: nice bass montana
Rating: 1.25/5

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spencer - August 20, 2009, 5:27 pm
hey she is legal in canada. j/k
BriaHere - June 14, 2009, 8:05 am
Sniperzoo, laugh it up all you like. You and I both know she'll never sleep with you.
Sniperzoo - April 1, 2009, 7:57 pm
but shes legal for me! im 16!!! hahahahahahaha
thehattinninja - September 3, 2008, 4:26 pm
got a point there, oh well... FAIL!!!

see? -

TAGS: nice middle finger
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 2, 2013, 2:38 pm
I wish I could say the same...I get into 5L trouble with or without help.

Self-kindness -

TAGS: be nice kind calvin hobbes
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - July 3, 2013, 10:37 pm
im not sure but i think the last time ive seen them active on this site was around 2009
Pagong - July 2, 2013, 1:36 pm
Never got to know them, but I got to see what they have left here.
Sho - June 5, 2013, 2:57 pm
I see Aggy and LD are still getting along pretty well
Pagong - June 5, 2013, 9:05 am
Thanks. Love the comic strip. Always read it on the newspaper during Sunday.
GaryO - June 5, 2013, 8:58 am
Sweet one here.

Tofu -

TAGS: meat substitute never be able to replace a nice bloody medium rare beef steak vegans
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 30, 2014, 7:26 pm
Mr. Gary actually woofed...teehee!
MissPriss - September 30, 2014, 7:25 pm
Froot Loops and mayo...as a sandwich...try it!
GaryO - September 29, 2014, 9:35 pm
Great, now I’m ready to eat a big ol’ slab of tofu swimming in a bowl of fruit loop mayo glop....since I just threw up.
Greeny - September 29, 2014, 8:06 pm
If you had to choose between a big ol' slab of tofu, or a huge bowl of froot loops swimming in mayo - which would it be?

Politeness -

survival -


TAGS: moderators rejected traffic citation courts say nice try crotchety
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 5, 2014, 3:54 am
lgvernon - April 5, 2014, 12:17 am

Not a chance, bud. Your signature is not an admission of guilt, it is merely a promise to appear. SIGN HERE. "What if I don't sign?" "I get to take you to jail for not only being a bad driver, but for being STOOPID, too." Have a nice day.


TAGS: nice determined dog
Rating: 4.85/5

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GaryO - February 24, 2013, 7:06 pm
Effing WOOF!

NAUGHTY OR NICE? - That list changes from year to year


TAGS: nice socks mao
Rating: 4.5/5

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maoworks2 - April 28, 2012, 8:37 am
I Think I Know That Guy !

Billy Idol -